Be prepared!
Warm currents are now just beginning to emerge. So if you feel the need to shed those winter clothes, please feel free to do. New days are upon us. And the time may soon be right to have yet another drink. But please be advised that on the west coast of Gibraltar there is a silly little girl. Her hand is steady and her heart is gold. It is there that you should go. But let me tell you something, boy! The meat cleavers are in the kitchen so it would be better for you to avoid the Christmas rush. I suggest that you move on down to Montague street. There will be plenty of pretty girls with big nipples and amorous eyes.
So swim deeply and remember to bring your important books. Of course there is a fine line between being a lowly cretin and a master scientist. But the depth of your study will take you to places that other people will often be quite afraid to go. Yes, Jaques Cousteau was a madman. At night he would often fry fish like a young boy in an unsavory, insipid English upholstery store. But be careful on Bleak street near Montague, you might find the notorious mad hatter in a very rare state of mind. There is no doubt that he is the snowman. Yes, he is the shit. So if you wish he can teach you many new controversial things. But before you do anything, just look at the size of his fists. In winter, it has been said that he kept his girlfriend warm as she nestled between some yellow glue and a spartan horse. But above all I suggest that you look at his middle eye. It will give you proper directions. And you will know that if your cornea becomes scratched, you will be able to take a very refreshing swim. Believe me! I know that he won't mind. It is time to get back to the basics, my boy. And I know the snowman's fundamentals are extremely sound.
And just look at me. I haven't gotten to this stage without any degree of effort. Without question, Gibraltar is the right place for you to go. When the sausages are in season and the pretty girls fly, you will know that you have the pedigree. You will soon begin to eat like a massive pike. But you may be required to do some things that you may not have always really wanted to do. Yes I know that it is unfortunate, but every proud fish has its obligations. Share your knowledge. Bring it to the pond. You will be appreciated. Like a real fisherman, you will begin to understand what real living is all about.
Gerald Marchewka is an American freelance writer currently living in Lviv, Ukraine. Gerald's most recent book "Straight from the Heavens: Li Bai's Poetry in Retrospect" featuring the Illustrations of Sebastian Fowler is now for sale on Lulu.com Questions about Gerald's projects may be forwarded to geraldmarchewka@yahoo.com
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